Welcome one and all, try not to lose your head from these mystifyingly low prices!
Take a look, you'll see we've severed the prices pretty dang well! We here at the Mystical Bush believe in two things: magic, and that Headmaster Ralf only co-runs the shop because he threatened to behead Shoe if he gets in his way.
Full list of staff: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19nVyM0cCnqEY8hqa3LFzOtY3nAB9EzyOZc1WSaaN4_E
All past adverts: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ibb8WFVtfesFQsc4DEVAO0ELEcTN4Wt7gI-ecCuRmNc
Hope you have a great day here at the Mystical Bush! Any questions or comments can be sent to Shoe, but please don't say anything bad about Headmaster Ralf again. We're currently still cleaning up from his last outbreak.